
For the last couple of months I have been reading the memoirs of 19th century travel-writer Augustus Hare. Stupefying is the only word for it.
The first volume, The Years with Mother, begins six months after he was born when his mother and father gave him away to a sister-in-law who asked for him. His subsequent encounters with his enormous family of completely mad relatives scream aloud to be illustrated by Edward Gorey. Through all the tortures and insanity, he never pauses to complain or wonder why.
The second volume, In My Solitary Life, records his adult life spent pretty much being a house guest all over Europe, where he encountered even more weird people. His books are archives of ghost stories and racy pre-Victorian gossip. It is all rigorously factual and circumstantial, but also completely bonkers.
Little AH arrives at school:
All infantine immoralities were highly popular, and—in such close quarters—it would have been difficult for the most pure and high-minded boy to escape from them. The first evening I was there, at nine years old, I was compelled to eat Eve’s apple quite up—indeed, the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil was tripped absolutely bare: there was no fruit left to gather.
[Image: detail from an untitled 19th c. photograph from Taormina by Baron Wilhelm von Gloeden]